Santa...oh man...one piece of advice...never EVER carry santa...he weighs a fkin ton...not cool man...not cool
Santa's little...little...little helper...this guy is indeed as short as he looks no camera tricks folks he is actually shorter than she is AND shes not that tall either hahaha
Santa is a hungry man! that was by the way a turkey drumstick and it was WHOLE before the photo was taken...and the vase is full of whisky and green tea...don't ask me whether he survived haha 
Santa and an Indian meet! this is the result! haahhaha Dancing around trees...bollywood style! hahaSo anyways leading onto the story which is also work related, where i had the pleasure of working with door girls who were i can safely say relatively hot but again i think i stress it when i say i have a new resolve and its to date girls AT LEAST my shoulder height if not taller than that and also have to have a REASONABLE command of English...now this is where the story comes in, I was in charge of registration which is what gave me the pleasure of working with 12 of these beautiful specimens , and it involved me getting media and exhibitors of the artsy fartsy event in ASAP. So i proceeded to asking the girls to sign in one of the members of the media which was F H M...and so i tell her put in brackets F H M...she failed to understand me and then i go here let me write it and when she realises what I'm talking about she responds to me and i quote "OHHHH F, ASHHH, M arhh"...dear god...please help the poor innocent beauty...haha i mean im not exactly the greatest of examples for perfect pronunciation but WHAT on earth was that about...seriously...if i can get photos of the event i will post them duly!
And finally no.3
IF YOU SEE A GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE THIS OR IS THIS GIRL PLEASE LET ME KNOW ASAP I WANT HER CONTACT AND EVERYTHING ELSE NECESSARY! that is all ^.^
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