Victory is ourS!

Man Utd were victors over everton! great result for the devils! the gooners can go fly a kite...haha twas a sad day today...moving departments tomorrow into account management from market research/planning. Had loads of valuable experience from the boss whom i appreciate has done well to put up with my bullshit and sleeping in the office hahaha ok no i did not really sleep in the office although i was tempted many a time. Moving to account management where i will be keeping tabs on clients such as martel! and possibly zouk kl! how fun this will be my most happening job hehe. Should prove interesting working with my new boss whom is a fun, joking character around the office just like my previous boss who also was a fun, joking character infact all my bosses are pretty cool. Today was quite slack seeing it was my last day so i went up to Tesco in 1U and took photos of fish...haha yes we had to be all dodgy as it is 'illegal' to take photoz within the supermarket don't really know why...

Although today also proved to be a frustrating day...hdd dieded on my...cannot believe it dieded on me...so all the information maybe lost 10 gig worth...my poor sister has to endure...oh well! moving on swiftly then this weekend should be fun meeting my grand uncle on my dads side for the first time ever. Having a poker night with marcus as well! which should prove interesting with the challenge of fei keith and im not sure who else...but should still prove fun!

Damn sports unlimited is so expensive now RM100 an hour its ridiculous! so not fair man...but my futsal urge is yet to die! i need more futsal! it has become apart of life for me...its sad i know but i love the game with a passion! even more so football!!! ahhh how i miss the days where we used to play football on a pitch on saturdays. Where we were pretty much guaranteed 11 aside...ah those were the days...thats infact the only thing i missed about the good ol days...but lets save that for another blog shall we!

Colourful weekend

Interesting how weekends turn out...had a weird one this weekend, had a great time going to look for my new laptop which i bout N6220 and a proud purchase i might add! The phone looked great tested it and everything...walked away from that shop with 7 phones...not one was mine haha my mother had to make a purchase of 7 mobile phones for the company and it was for some competition thing. Then we went up to Genting. This the second disappointment to my weekend which was supposed to be fantastic with the purchase of my new laptop. To top of the trip to Genting i went there and took a bath and thats pretty much all i did...apart from Dota...BUT i will admit on the way up there the food was fanFREAKINtastic!!!!!!

This is where my weekend got a bit colourful. Not sure if it was something i conjured up in my own my after scaring myself to death staying in a room by myself, but i had a dream. Or rather a nightmare...i 'dreamt' (putting it in inverted commas cuz of uncertainty!) that i was lying in the hotel bed with a girl holding my hand...yes yes call me hum sup or whatever you may please but it was PRETTY freaky and it felt so real! She was just holding my hand and there was no recollection of her face or her body shape just a hand...and when i woke up in the morning i couldn't quite grasp what had happened becuz its the ONLY thing i remember so vividly...it still creeps me out =s...my neck kinda hurts now...DUM DUM DUM ...lol damn shutters...haha incase u didn't know shutters is a thai ghost movie please proceed to watch it! scare yourself shitless haha but yea it was fairly creepy.

Then on the way down had brilliant food once again and then i played futsal with marcus and crew with some of my friends from aus...it was hilarious the number of things that happened but the funniest thing was yet to come haha it was to be the ownage of pq, justin and kurwin courtesy of well...me! haha im such a modest person...anyway it was to be that i humiliated them but nut megging pq(although marcus says its justin I THINK NOT) and then carried it past justin before laying up into the ring over kurwin! my finest moment in basketball history!lol not a very long history ey...haha

anyways then i had a quiet night at dinner before the massive game which i dont know to be disappointed or relieved that we didn't lose but we should have won! i hate those dirty chelsea players and they called c.ronaldo cheap...donkeys....

anywayz waiting for a more eventful time! tmrw big game against the rival agency hope to win!

Technology OwnZ!

The first person to buy a ps3 in public! in KL lol it cost 3888RM and i didn't even buy it for myself how sad...lol its so beautiful...and so fat...it weighs 7kg...lol and i was wishing i could take it home to test it out!!!...but alas i couldn't i had to buy it for someone i can not specify but he is one lucky S.O.B mannnn and this stupid thing took me almost 2 hours to find running around Sungai Wang and freakin Low Yat plaza !@$!@%!@# for those who haven't seen this expensive beauty it looks a lil something like this...

For all the critics out there SCREW YOU...this machine is the best...but i hope to get my new laptop this weekend! or at least attempt too...and new phone...hehe that would be awesome weekend man! going to Genting highlands to chill for a night...hopefully i can get the D900 Samsung...dood that fone is the shit man...the monstrosity of a laptop i want to get!!!N6220 fujitsu =D... despite what all the people say about Fujitsu, read the specs and weep bitches! this is the real deal!
N6220

• 17 Inch super wide clarity
• Dual hard disk 240gig
• Built in Subwoofa
• 2GB DDR2 533MHz
• Intel Centrino Mobile Technology

And many many more other things...go on and check it out its one phat mutha freakin laptop...ah how i love technology...ah how i love technology...i just hope i can afford all this =p hahaha but if i can, this will be the most awesomest holiday everrrrrr!!!! check it SGH-D900





Marcus has started me on the futsal addiction please all youz guys who read our blogs dont hesitate to organise more futsal games!!!! invite us! we will not disappoint u! well i might...but i will try not to =p

some interesting facts of life...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)



The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??
Thank you for reading!
(And God love that pig!).

Death Note

This is my new obsession in the anime world...boys and girls this is one fantastic anime. Just like one piece it is freakin awesome! It has a a different twist to it and i think its great! watch episode one i posted on my blog and be mesmerised by this interesting story line that has captured most of asia. Even the white people are raving about it on youtube! If you want to know what its about go on...watch it...you wont regret!

Which brings me onto my next topic...what would you do if you found a book that you could write peoples names in and they would die?!Tis a dangerous book to have...but would you use it for good or evil?Me? pffft why the hell would i use it for good and kill off criminals i will use it to kill mat rempits...damn mat rempits...(a mat rempit is a motorcyclist who drives around on a shitty little bike and thinks hes on a harley and races around on it). Or maybe i will be doing good with it...but apart from criminals would u really say you would use that book for any other purposes? like killing K-Fed...oh man that would be awesome...

Anyways Office quietened down today...bosses all ran out for the MAS presentation and they all running to the PM's house after for the new VMY campaign...it was really weird...still is kind of weird because with the bosses out its been really quiet.

Enli is evil...she introduced this game which is super addictive and happens to be freakin hard...and its taking up all my time in the office! I should be doing work!!!err...like now...hahaha its ok as long as i get the work im required to get done it should be ok right? anyway www.godtower.com this is one hell of a dangerously difficult and addictive game...play without hints and you shall suffer. Miserably. Been at this game 3 days now and i am only up to level 21...without hints...its freakin insane game...imagine being given a riddle without words...just a picture...HOW THE HELL ARE YOU MEANT TO FIGURE SHIT OUT MAN! bryan and now marcus is hooked...tis an evil game which carries the name god...blasphemy i say! hahaha

Death Note 1

Episode one

Only in malaysia...(con'td from brothers blog)

Ok firstly i would like to thank noelle for the lovely blog header which i do adore. Anyways had a tiring weekend this weekend with football filled fun haha and now i know when kurwin says he will call some people i will be sure to book a court for 2 hours because his friends are all footie mad and will surely play...such a waste. Otherwise weekend was fairly entertaining Man Utd trashed Sheffield United Chelsea nearly drew Arsenal sucked balls liverpool sucked even more balls and United top of the tableee oooo yeaaaa

Anyways i thought i'd share an experience with you and continue my brothers colourful observations of the happenings in malaysia...and this one is a real twisted one...hahaha in how many countries do u see people taking a dump/shit/turd/whatever the hell u want to call it next to your vehicle?...not many i suppose...BUT alas...malaysia has some how achieved the unachievable...i actually witnessed some1 taking a shit in between 2 cars...unfortunately i didn't have my camera handy but it was truly a NASTY SIGHT...Malaysia truly asia...right...But i can't leave malaysia's description on a bad note! of course there is the upside!And that is the food, omgoodness its so cheap down here...i complain eating 10AUD is expensive...just there other day i ate at a mamak stall(road side stall for u non malaysians) and it cost 4AUD for FOUR PEOPLE!!!i tell u man eating here is like heaven...its way too good man...unreal unreal...

Which i also saw the release of today in a press conference was the new Visit Malaysia Campaign for 2007 and the exclusive hearing of the new song which is released on the new website. It was most interesting to note that the guys who put together the whole campaign WEREN'T EVEN MALAYSIAN hahaha. The persons who coordinated the song and directed the campaign were a Filipino and a Dutch! the person who designed and coordinated the website was an American!(they all can be seen on the TBWA link btw Bas, Paul Lingan and Datuk Tim Garland dont even ask me how he got his datuk'ship). I met the Minister of Tourism Datuk Victor Wee. Hah and to think i am a small fry in the big sea...truly will be interesting to see where i will be in 10-15 year from now...infact will be interesting to see where EVERYONE will be in that time!

here is another sight that is fanfreakintastic and i have a foto it too!



hahahaha ok this wasn't taken by me nor am i certain if it is real...but imagine if you stepped out of your door one day and thats the first thing u saw staring straight at you! haha how bad your day would turn out to be...i dare not even imagine!

I'm thinking i should have a foto everytime i blog so it doesn't look so boring...haha or js type a really long one which most of you wont even read! haha anyway

Peace Out

Joke of MY day!

Her Diary, His Diary

HER DIARY

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I

thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk.

He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He
said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent.

Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted

and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do.

I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.





HIS DIARY

I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid.

Yes i am indeed easily amused...hehe but c'mon it is kind of funny...kinda =p anyway today is a bit slow at work...it started off pretty good then sorted died down towards the end now...for once i would like to know what it would feel like if Malaysia was actually cold...like freezing...that would be awesome! imagine skiing down the damasara heights slope! hahaha ok for all you non-malaysians that are reading this damansara is this steep ass slope and it would be so cool if it was covered in snow!!! anyways i heard news that my good friends from Australia may be coming down with his girlfriend and stay with me, that will be awesome! I also heard that my holiday this year maybe vegas or vietnam! not that i realli mind either but man these holidays have been so cool! work(which surprisingly is fun!), friends, a bit of freedom, and travelling and exploring! toooo coool!

i wish i could go to an island for holiday with my friends...but because now is the wet season it will be impossible to get some beach time, and hardly any fun...which reminds me of another story, this time involving my godbrothers father!...i tell you they were all out to get me...haha anyway we were on holiday at an island resort in Langkawi in Malaysia and i was hungry as a wee lad would be, tender age of 8 i think i was, and my godbrothers father told me

"okay we order a plate of chips/fries to share!" and so i gladly obliged...seeing as it was food hard to turn down ok!!!

And i proceeded to take the ketchup and it was those glass bottle ones and im sure alot of you remember how hard it is to get the ketchup to come out of those damn bottles. So! i accidentally poured too much on my plate and couldn't finish it thus i got a scolding from my godbrothers dad...and he said if i didn't lick all the ketchup of the plate i couldn't go to the beach!...so i stupidly did so while my godbrother and my brother and my godbrother's father chuckled away...damn themmmmm...

Malaysia Boleh!

Man the stuff that goes around the office is hilarious...here is a preview...
These were the contestants of Miss Universe...guess who won...MALAYSIA BOLEH!





haha i cracked up pretty hard when i saw this one...but moving onto a more serious note...the advertures of Jin Eu...most of my family members know i am a bunch of accidents...something always happens to me thats worth telling and i want to record some of my old tales right here...because i 'found' out my god brother was getting married a few days ago and i realised hey...not so long ago in the past, i was being bullied by him, his brother and MY OWN BROTHER...the famous story of the Jam man...yes i was tricked...by them... into thinking there was such thing as a jam man...i actually don't remember too much of the story but it goes a little something like this...

We were in Las Vegas on a family holiday with my God brother and his family and my family, when, i assume they were bored, they(my godbrother, his brother and my brother) decided to con me into believing in the Jam man...they told me and i quote

"if you don't keep this bottle of jam with you, you will die in a few days"

And as a 6-7 year old child you can imagine how bloody traumatising it is to hear those words...well anyway they proceeded to further torture me by calling me at night pretending to be the jam man and leaving bottles of jam outside my room door...and throwing the jam into bins making me DIG FOR IT IN PUBLIC...yes yes those were the days when i was gullible and easily fooled...not anymore!(i hope). I eventually discovered that the jam man, wasn't real...and this further distraught me so now believe it or not i actually don't eat jam...unless i realli have to HeHe

The beginning and the end

Alas i have succumbed to the pressure of making a blog after all my family and friends have made one...tis a sad day...ANYWAYS, I thought this wouldn't be so bad with a good rant and vents once in a while for your viewing pleasure. At work now and it got me thinking...is this what life will be like for me in 2 years (hopefully) time? its absolutely ridiculous how fast time is passing, I'm moving on to 2nd year university and life is moving on! yes yes i bet your thinking "man this guy so much free time at work meh" and no i don't have so much free time! I'm actually using up my lunch time to type this damn thing...hehe anyways i hope i do actually end up working in advertising i think its great! although the hours are mad(i'm an intern and i only leave the office at 7 sometimes 8!!!!) but still loads of great fun!















Here is a picture of me with my 'happening' mum and my long time friend Gabriel!(Believe it or not we were at a rave!)

Yes work has its great reaping benefits...but thats because my mum happens to be my bosses boss! LoL BUT let that not affect your judgement people! this is only a temporary thing as i shall be the boss in the near feature! Which reminds me Marcus came up with a great scheme the other day(yes thank you Marcus...) and I presented it to my boss! hope it goes ahead...will be my greatest achievement yet! certainly looks doable! here is a preview of what MIGHT happen if it does


Geek'o'rama!

Not bad for my first blog...but i think I have talked enough crap for one day...hope you all will enjoy this blog...hopefully!