The monthly jen

This will be a monthly thing where i randomly update fotoz of jen becuz she has no more space to put her damn billions of fotoz (80 gig of her hard drive is PHOTOS) so i KINDLY obliged *cough forced to cough* place them here for your viewing (unfortunate) pleasure!(not).






Enjoy!

What to do on a weekend without you...

All the yf-ers went on camp on the weekend which means my lepak buddy isn't available so i had to improvise with the lepak buddies i had in kl which were may and bryan. We decided, since the parents, or at least mine, were out we should go out and party party or rather js hang and chill lol so we all went to hartamas for the night and it was to be quite an eventful night...as we sat there i casually ordered a shisha hehe...and for those of you who dont know wat shisha is its not a bong...well it is kind of but it does not have such strong effects on you like a bong does...anyway me and bryan tried to emulate a dragon by exhaling the smoke like so...
And for some reason...may found it oh so very funny...failed attempts...and rather amusing faces as she took the photoz so we got one of her HAH in your face may~!
A special mention to May who is the self proclaimed skilled photographer...*cough* so i thought i would just give her the mention she WANTS...hehehe
Anyways later on we discovered there was a road block and we noticed that there were lots of people so we happily assumed it was illegal drag racing and we discussed how inappropriate/appropriate it was to do this in hartamas, only to find out later that it was an organised event by porsche,! lol

Weekend got particularly dreadful we i was dead tired with a bad stomach flu and inability to sleep my mad parents woke me up early in the morning for the next round of events which was to lead to a miserable monday morning...first i woke up in the morning to get a haircut which ended up looking like i just got out of the amercian army...then, already extremely tired, i went to my grandfathers house where i saw my relatives and tried to get some rest...which i failed to do miserably BECAUSE my abnormally large sister took the opportunity to SIT on me while i was sleeping...another unsuccessful attempt to rest.

Then when we got home my father decided to go to KLGCC...now you can imagine since i am already almost just about dead...i get asked to play badminton and go bowling which severely injured my forearm and my groin(playing badminton) which i am nurturing back today...shortly thereafter my father decides we should go to plaza damas and NOT go home...which i needed oh so badly...we proceeded to have dinner by which i was already falling asleep at the table almost allowing my head to be planted straight into my wantan mee...then my dad took the liberty of dragging my fat tired ass to pasar malam which by then i decided enuf was enuf and js rested in the car until it was time to get out.

I then struggled to follow a dismal match that united played full of missed chances and disappointed plays...it was realli topped off in the previous match which chelsea managed to salvage shockingly and i was majorly irritated...twas a horrible night indeed...

i now sit at work grumpy, disgruntled and most of all pissed off that united lost i am tired...and i need to sleep...ZZZzzzzZZzzzZZZZzzZZZz

Denial

As much as i hate to admit it...i think i am an internet junkie...after only about 24 hours in the office without the internet i thought i was going to die for sure...hehe although my work heavy relies on the internet (its true OKAY) they fact that i didn't have ANYTHING to do was a bit disturbing...i felt as useless as a fish out of water. So why is it that people are so addicted to the internet? i mean ok for most guys i can already think of 10 reasons why they are useless without the internet...

1. No porn
2. No friendster to stalk chicks
3. No blogs to search for other chicks
4. No chicks to chat to on msn
5. No sports updates (in my case football/soccer)
6. No youtube!
7. No online games
8. No life-wasting forums to read
9. No searching of chicks pics on google
10. No research can be done (i swear this is the only thing affecting me hehe)

hmm...ladies...maybe a bit harder to figure out but im sure it may be some where along those lines...or maybe closer towards the bottom bit...hah im sure...anyways its some of the reasons I think guys will die without the internet haha not that im affected by most of these things since you knowwww i don't watch porn or stalk chicks on friendster...*dum dee dum* ANYWAYS swiftly moving on i was doing ground work yest at a formal event! that was a blast although now i think im completely deprived of sleep...am so damn tired...but it was still good fun to help out and watch it all get set up, Royal Salute for Chivas...oh man it was great! its amazing how some of these things get put together and even more amazing when they pull it off! i was shown the brandscape and it was just a computer generated picture of the entire event. Next thing i know im looking at the EXACT set up they came up with and it looked so exact! as if they took a photo of it and just pasted it to my eyeballs! it was really amazing. I think i need to start carrying a camera around with me! so many things but nothing i can show on the blog lol.

The craving to game is becoming strong. In dire need to play Dota...and RO...and FM...and and NUUUUUUUUUU im really interested in playing computer games now...dont know why it wasn't like this before...what have i BECOME lol and im desperate to play futsal i want to play futsal WHY DOESNT ANY1 PLAY ANYMORE!!!...in exactly 7 days i will be on a plane to vietnam...or as it was known back then 'nam' lol how fun i may get to fulfill one of my lifes ambition of shooting a gun and i got an event to attend tonite dance off by martell free alcohol nice nice, as my good friend kelvin would put it.

Peace out

My new hobbies

It dawned on me while i was watching the Doha Games that there are a few sports i want to try playing 'properly' before i become too old and rigid or fat...fatt-ER and unable to move. One of those things is sepak takraw. After watching the Doha Games it was apparent that i REALLY wanted to play sepak takraw! watching the agility and flexibility of these players told me i really want to try this game before i really am unable to cope with that sorta movement which i probably can't now hee hee but no harm trying right! er...at the expense of a few u know bones here and there. This game involves a 3 on 3 where players are to play volleyball using their feet! the only part thats not allowed to be used are your hands and to spike the ball the only way...a 360 bicycle...unless some1 is so flexible they can lift their foot straight up and smash the ball downwards haha but i dont think i will ever progress to that stage haha. Here are some painstaking images that would be so cool if pulled off!

Imagine kicking this thing at full speed LoL, this is the Rotan or Bamboo ball used to play! Bloody Australia...if i wanted to bring this ball in they won't let me...i think?...i dont think they will anyway because its made of bamboo. But how mad is this sport! doood all i need is a badminton court 5 more people and its game on! anybody care to join me? haha let me know! this is a must try guys!
Another thing i want to get hang of is the C walk! introduction courtesy of my dancing buddies in aus(ok hes a wannabe shuffler) and i have got to try this and get the hang of it! Its most suitable for the RnB/hip hop genre i would really like to have a go at this! certainly easier on my body than break dancing...haha...infact this was once used by gangs in America to communicate to one another believe it or not! haha this is something else i would like to get around to doing hehe but im more likely to do this than i am to sepak takraw lol


anywayz if anyone is interested in joining me in attempting either sepak takraw or c walk or both!let me know! hehe im a wee bit ambitious bout it would be so cool to play sepak takraw! but err c walk...can really do yourself at home haha but would be fun to get together and attempt it! But football will always be my passion which by the way the red devils won on the weekend again and arsenal aided united by making chelsea draw BOO YAH

My inspiration! - Sepak Takraw

Okay i know what you all are thinking that i am mad to even try this or rather "as if you could get of the ground high enough to kick" but zomg this sport is way cool!

Vain Pot's request

The vain pot has requested i change the foto i previously put up of her, thus the photo has changed to the current foto of her in pink here is an extention of the photos exclusive on my blog! haha apparently no one has seen them not even her boyfriend WELL GEOFF SURPRISE hehe



There u go boys some eye candy!...but she is taken la so sorry cannot distribute any contacts here...*ahem unless a fee is paid* hah and errr if her boyfriend ever reads this IT WASN'T ME SHE FORCED ME TO DO IT, IT WAS ALL HER DOING! i am but an innocent bystander who happened to be caught in the fray...haha. Just so you all know she has about 1000 more photos but due to space constraints i was 'unable' to (more like refused to) upload any more...so on request i will need to speak to the owner of the photos before uploading more...not that she will mind...damn vain pot haha

Poker you fei!

I would firstly, although this is a few days late, would like to congratulate Jenifer on her winning of the Miss Chinese Melbourne pageant I TOLD YOU, you would win don't say i didn't tell you because i did! now i expect some return if u know wat i mean! heehee some pageant contestant names will do just nicely. Here is a foto of the winner! Pretty gurl riteeee but not as pretty as me of course...
Anyways weekend started off with a bang! haha it was the funniest round of poker/most exciting round of poker i have ever played! as expected the most experienced players dominated the game i.e me and marcus. It was to be an exciting round of poker with Marcus, Bryan and Wy keith. It started of aggressive with me, bryan and wy keith going in for the high betting rounds and strong pots and it was to be a game of safety more so than trickery, you know since we are all friends... anyways we had many rounds of amazing hands. 4 hands were most memorable to me, it was exciting with marcus seemingly being the only guy to deal all the sudden deaths no.4 on the list came with bryan's amazing come back lol. He was down heavy and on his last round with one chip left. Who knew he was to win with a pair that was completely and utterly unbelievably unlikely to get and beat us...Then came hand no.3 which i was heavily involved in and was completely and utterly unbelievable...DAMN YOU WY KEITH U FAT GUY...I had pair J's in my hand Bryan had Pair K's and wy kieth had one damn 4....on the flop 3 fours came out first round...and it was like omgwtfbbq wy kieth u haxor cheating scum bag...and then the bets went up and up and up and up...another J came out and i was like oh man 3 J's i got this in the bag wy kieth is lying for sure...i was slightly richer than them so i drew them both to all in. So i thought man if i can kill these 2 off at once...how it would be that it should backfire on my ass...DAMN U WY KIETH AND UR 4's. 2nd hand of the night goes to marcus! who was also on the verge of losing it all when he struck 5 diamond flush...all of us confirm lose...wtf man wtf...and the hand of the night! ROYAL FLUSHHHHH hahaha and i got it! that was realli wtf...although in terms of hands in relation to situations marcus should have won but straight out best hand of the night! beat that man...haha it was realli the shock of the night for me at least, next to wy keiths unbelievable win...damn himmm

After an action packed friday night we had an action packed morning on saturday which saw paik qinn get schooled big time! Marcus and kurwin link up some good play and my monash frend who showed his true striking prowess although he is a goalkeeper...haha it was good fun although i got a bit rough towards the end after countless frustrations, but it was still good fun. I also started collecting more anime...hahaBlood plus! this anime is really good! can't beat One Piece just yet but its almost as good as death note! so guys here is another recommendation of anime kindly provided by my dearest cousin patrick! hes sooo kinddd haha. It is interesting how the japanese can think up of all these realli weird and twisted story lines. You would think that with this sort of talent Japan can be seen as the next hollywood! not the pathetic crap that bollywood produces quality!! not quantity!!!haha i mean if they could produce things like this that make people all over the world follow their stories so religiously they would definitely be able to compete with Hollywood no?

Anyways til next time!
Peace out Homebros